Your new password must contain a mix of:
- uppercase letters
- lowercase letters
- numbers
- symbols
- symbols that are also numbers
- illuminati symbols
- hobo signs
- occult symbols (not illuminati)
- old girlfriend’s phone numbers
- hieroglyphs
- fragrances
- H.P. Lovecraft references
- exotic spices
- descriptions of that favorite sweater you lost in a breakup that one time
- secret regrets
- controversial onomatopoeia
- limericks about a thermostat
- vaguely sexual innuendos
- anagrams of a word you can’t spell
- favorite emoji
- least favorite emoji
- turnips
- shrugs
- ennui
- cursory pats on the back
- long stares into the middle distance
- moments of quiet yearning for lost love (unrelated to sweater or secret regret)
- cups of OK coffee
- sense of resigned inevitability (minimum three)
- irish setters
- tweed hats
No repeat characters.