My dentist expressed some concern today that when he pokes my gums with a piece of sharp metal, they’re prone to bleeding.
My observation that almost every part of me has that quality was not well-received. He proposed some treatment for it, but when I told him I’d pay quite a bit extra to have him take whatever that is and dip my entire body in it that part of the conversation didn’t go all that swimmingly either. I said he could hold me by the heel, I know how this works, but no.
Anyway, long story short, apparently dentists have no sense of humour and flossing your entire body won’t make you invulnerable.
Now you know.