A collection of highway traffic signage unused pending an economical symbolic representation:
- Warning: Ornery Local Stereotype
- Completely Unremarkable Natural Phenomenon: 2 KM
- Something Will Happen And The Right Decision Will Seem Obvious In Hindsight But Nobody In The Car Will Ever Let You Live Down What You Did, Next 500 M
- If There Were No Eternal Consciousness In The Next 10 KM, If At The Bottom Of Everything There Were Only A Wild Ferment, A Power That Twisting In Dark Passions Produced Everything Great Or Inconsequential, If An Unfathomable, Insatiable Emptiness Lay Hid Beneath Everything, What Would The Next 10 KM Be But Despair
- Meese
- Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season Duck Season Rabbit Season
- Iield, Yield, Theild. Hield, Shield, Wield
- Jarring And Inappropriate Pop-Culture References Next 12 Parsecs
- I Don’t Care For Your Tone Young Man
- Now Entering Eldritch Nether Regions
- I Wouldn’t Call Them Slow Children Playing But Honestly They’re Not The Brightest Of Sparks Rachel It’s A Highway Who Lets Their Kids Do That Somebody Should Call Somebody My God
- Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum Turn Right Next Exit
- Property Is Theft Therefore Theft Is Property Therefore This Road Sign Is Mine Now No You Shut Up That Is How It Works Doug
- OMG LIEK WOAH NEXT 3 KM OMG OMG
- Yo Dog I Heard You Like Hairpin Turns So We Put A Hairpin Turn In Your Hairpin Turn So You Can Die While You Die
- Locus Of Shame
- Caution But Telling You Why Would Ruin The Surprise
- Slow: Ennui