I’ve often thought “this video game should not have been made into a bad movie”, but Tenet is first time I’ve ever thought “this bad movie should have been a video game.”
An hour into it and I can’t see myself finishing it. Action sequence, cutscene with tediously explanatory dialogue, action sequence, cutscene with tediously explanatory dialogue, bleh.
On the bright side, “Tenet serves up all the cerebral spectacle audiences expect from a Christopher Nolan production” is one of the most Federer-grade backhanded compliments I’ve ever seen, so we have that.